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The Ultimate Guide to Getting Out of Bed (Deluxe Edition)/起床的绝招 精装

$22.00
ISBN:
9787552048551
Transliterated Title:
Qi chuang de jue zhao jing zhuang
Author:
( Yi ) Ai wa · sai lin na · pa wan /(意)艾娃·赛琳娜·帕万
Publisher:
Shanghai she hui ke xue yuan chu ban she /上海社会科学院出版社
Publish Date:
2025.10
Page:
33
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This book humorously categorizes children into 14 wake-up types based on their sleeping positions and how difficult they are to wake up: for example, the "Pie Child," curled up in bed and smelling like a pie in the oven—you need to bite their feet (the crispiest part) or their belly (if you prefer a softer spot) to wake them up; or the "Jungle Child," whose blankets and sheets are tangled on the floor, and whose legs and arms are irresistibly linked—you first need to find a leg, grab it tightly, and then, with your fingers like ants, crawl firmly onto their belly and press the button on their navel…

本书风趣地根据孩子们的睡姿、起床困难程度,将孩子们分成14种起床类型:比如“馅饼孩子”,蜷缩在被窝里,闻起来就像烤箱里的馅饼——你需要在他们的脚上(最脆的地方)或肚子上(如果你喜欢更软的地方)咬几口来唤醒它们;比如“丛林孩子”,他们的毯子和床单纠结地挂在地板上,而腿和胳膊以一种不可抗拒的方式结在一起--你首先要找到一条腿,紧紧抓住它,用你的手指像蚂蚁一样,牢牢地爬到他肚子上,按一下肚脐上的按钮……